Plastic Surgery Reduces Holiday Stress
The holidays are just around the corner. It can be the most glorious or the most stressful time of the year. Extra demands on your time, emotions, and resources can stretch you beyond your limits.
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And that’s why you need plastic surgery to help reduce your holiday stress level.
A nip here, a tuck there, a quick cut and I promise you, your husband will be saying you need to do this more often. By making nip, tuck and cut a part of your monthly routine, you will no longer be plagued by all that excess that follows you around all year long.
You know what I’m talking about, the shopping rush that put a smile on your face caused your chin to double in size when your jaw dropped, but not from laughter. And look at your eyes, bulging after viewing the credit card bills that roll in come January. By June, you’ve barely put a dent in your Christmas debt. Now your laugh lines are stress fractures that can severely damage your marriage. Fall rolls around and the ghost of Christmas past still haunts you like cellulite. Girlfriends, all this won’t go away by itself. It’s time for plastic surgery.
A Nip Here
Nip excessive spending by making a budget and then sticking to it. We don’t plan to have financial failures this time of the year; we just fail to plan. Christmas is on December 25th every year. Why are we surprised when it arrives, and we’re not prepared?
If you are starting your shopping, and you haven’t been putting money aside each month towards gifts, then make a list of all the essentials that must be paid out of your income between now and Christmas. The essentials would be what Dave Ramsey calls “The Four Walls” – food, utilities, shelter and transportation. Next list what bills are due and your charitable giving. Whatever’s left is what you have to spend on Christmas. Here’s how to create a budget online in 60 seconds.
Another tip to nip excessive spending: Create a list of each person you’re buying for and a dollar limit by their name.
Nip the notion that bigger and more is better. Our children and grandchildren won’t be damaged for life if we don’t get them everything they want. If you must have a gift for everyone, consider simple, even homemade items, or gift certificates of time or service. Exchanging names with extended family and friends is also a convenient way to stay within your budget.
Before you run out to shop, do some research. Check ads and online for the best deals and only shop there. Purchasing as much as you can online, using your debit card, will reduce impulse purchases. No more temptation to buy something on a whim because it looked pretty in the store.
A Tuck There
If you do hit the malls, you’ll spend less if you tuck cash into your wallet. When there’s no cash left, you’re done shopping.
Tuck your debit card safely away in your wallet, and commit not to use it. They’re convenient, but you’ll be more inclined to go over budget when using your debit card. It’s hard to keep track of how much you’re spending during a shopping trip when you can’t visually see the funds dwindling away.
Keep a copy of your Christmas list tucked away in your wallet as well as at home. It will be helpful as a quick reference when shopping.
A Quick Cut
Ultimately, the best way to reduce holiday stress is plastic surgery; cut those credit cards in half and run them through a shredder! It sounds extreme, but it works. Proverbs 22:7 says, “The rich rules over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender.” Do you want to be anyone’s servant other than the Lord?
Don’t get sucked in by the “We’ll give you 10% off your purchase today if you’ll get our charge card” trap. Politely cut the clerk off and say, “No thank you.”
This type of plastic surgery will bring peace, harmony and oneness to your marriage, not only during the holidays but year round.
Amen sis, so very true
Oh Marsha, what a powerful message. You are right; we need to budget better for Christmas. And I always tell the clerks that I am good with just my debit card 🙂